My name is Edward Stubblefield. You may know me as Stubbs the Zombie.
All I ever wanted was to give one big pitch, get off the road, and settle down with the gal of my dreams. Funny thing is, life has a way of kickin’ a man in the head, rippin’ out his heart, and, worst of all, tearing the perfectly tailored suit he spent his last dime on. Turns out, that’s all a bonus in the afterlife.
Speaking of bonuses, I’ve got something I think you’ll really be interested in: the I Love Stubbs edition of Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse. This right here is the Hovercar of deluxe editions, let me tell you.
